A very manly muppet

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

donatellavevo:

pray for sam smith

donatellavevo:

pray for sam smith

I am Scottish. I can complain about things,  I can really complain about things now.

burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid